Hello, my name is Jordan.  I was raised in Charlotte, NC, to a mother who hasn’t found a decorating show she doesn’t like and to an all-knowing, all-wise in their own mind health nut of a father.  I’m not fond of the club or bar scene. I prefer to meet my strangers online in potentially hazardous sting operations.

15 Random Things About Me:
1. Occasionally I have a brief nightmare of being in a car accident or falling off a cliff.
2. The only movie that I walked out on mid-way through was Howard the Duck.
3. My favorite subject in school was history.
4. I really have to wind my brain down before I can fall asleep.
5. I never learned to hold a pencil correctly.
6. People dying doesn’t bother me as much as pets dying.
7. I don’t believe the Bible is literal history.
8. I can’t stand to be home all day. I have to get out and go somewhere, even if it’s just for 30 min. Otherwise I feel like I wasted the day.
9. I love the beach and the ocean. I don’t know if I could live in the Midwest or a landlocked state.
10. I’ve attended over 300 Charlotte Hornet basketball games.
11. I talk to myself in the car.
12. I grew up thinking everyone had Jukeboxes and Pinball Machines in their house.
13. I have zero cavities in my teeth.
14. It’s hard for me to stay at the gym if I forgot my iPod.
15. My least favorite food of all time is Brussels Sprouts.